In the spirit of the last post, let's write our own Famous Author Last Words:
"I... was a robot the whole time..."
"My only regret... is everything."
"I apologize for what I am about to do."
"Mario will get me out of this."
"From this angle my breasts look tremendous."
"Just one pound short of my goal: ten thousand pounds of bacon."
"I can't believe I'm going to die inside a cake."
"Let X equal my newfound religion. Let this random number generator's output equal X. Let each number correspond to a major and reputable system of belief. Godspeed, random number generator. Godspeed."
"DO NOT WAAAAANT"
Will add more in the comments as I think of them.