"Bun started with little kids because that seemed like protocol"

Story 7 in Curio, "Bun," is ready for you.

I consider "Natural Light" one of the saddest phrases in the English language, because while it ought to refer to something very pleasant and wholesome -- the sort of light that makes you want to paint -- instead it refers to the world's worst beer, favored by college students who can't find it in them to pay the extra two bucks to upgrade even to High Life.