Okay, so I know that kids ostensibly write these, but they're effing terrible:
Q: How many vampires does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: None. They like the dark.
Q: What's the best way to keep water from running?
A: Don't pay the water bill.
Q: Why did the skunk cross the road?
A: To get to de odor side.
Q: Which monkey can fly?
A: A hot air baboon.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that's sleeping?
A: A dinosnore.
Q: Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
A: Because all the fans have left.
Come on kids. Step it up a notch!
Here is one I remember. I shamefully, as a child, collected some of these jokes in a little book. I was obsessed with making little books. With this one, I got a few pages in and realized the content was not wonderful.
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I agree with you. These kids should be sent back to their desks.
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