Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Worst Laffy Taffy Jokes Ever

Okay, so I know that kids ostensibly write these, but they're effing terrible:

Q: How many vampires does it take to put in a light bulb?

A: None. They like the dark.

Q: What's the best way to keep water from running?

A: Don't pay the water bill.

Q: Why did the skunk cross the road?

A: To get to de odor side.

Q: Which monkey can fly?

A: A hot air baboon.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that's sleeping?

A: A dinosnore.

Q: Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

A: Because all the fans have left.

Come on kids. Step it up a notch!


  1. Here is one I remember. I shamefully, as a child, collected some of these jokes in a little book. I was obsessed with making little books. With this one, I got a few pages in and realized the content was not wonderful.

    What do you call a very religious potato?
    A meditater.

    I agree with you. These kids should be sent back to their desks.

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