It's 3:30, a beautiful day and I need to get my ass in gear and enjoy it. What do I need? BAWLS. A caffeine and guarana drink, bottled in Miami Florida.
First, notice the studded glass shaft of this sleek clear bottle.
Next, notice the solid "pop" when opening.
The aroma is, uh, cherrylicious.
The flavor is sweet and quite smooth, reminiscent of a cherry cream soda.
I'm positive this would taste beautiful with some nice cheap vodka.
I'll update this blog post if I go on a sex, dance, or exercise rampage or if my heart beats through my chest.